For Our Furry Friends
Ten thousand blesssings to all of our furry friends who are in need of our prayers.May they be comfortable, healthy, and blessed with joy and companionship. May their eyes shine brightly and may they know that they are loved.
"A hundred years from now, it will not matter the sort of house I lived in, what my bank account was, or the car I drove....but the world may be different because I was important in the life of the animals and the creatures on this earth."
When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch
positions with each other so there are still two of you in my way.
The dishes with the paw print are yours, and contain your food. All
other dishes are mine, and contain my food. Please note that placing
your paw print in the middle of MY plate and food does not stake a claim making it YOUR plate and food.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR, and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help
in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than
you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed.I am very sorry
about this. Do not think that I will continue sleeping on the couch
to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to one another,
Stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that
tails straight out, and having tongues hanging out the other end to
space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If
by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, and try to turn the knob,or get
your paw under the edge of the door and try to pull it open. I must
exit through the same door I entered. Honest!!!
Also, I have been using the bathroom by myself for quite some time --
canine attendance is not mandatory.
And... I can't stress this one enough -- kiss me, THEN go smell the
Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit
and then Complain About Our Pets
** The pets live here....YOU DONT!!
** If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay OFF the
furniture. That's why it's called "fur"niture.
** To you, our pets are just animals. To us, they are an adopted
son/daughter who happens to be hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't
Besides it could be argued that dogs and cats are better than kids
They don't ask for money all the time
They are easier to train
They usually come when called
They don't hang out with drug-using friends
They don't need a gazillion dollars for a college education,
if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
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